March 2013
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Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
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January 2013
queenestelle:
I want to try a different type of giveaway one where you don’t know what you’re getting it could be something amazing like $100 or band merch or posters or something or it could be just like cute little trinkets or nice smelling soaps (which are just as amazing if you ask me) and I’ll make you like a little card or something reblog by the end of February (are there 28 or 29 days...
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November 2012
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themaraudingtrio:
ghostfishkrillah:
(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)
LOOK WHAT I MADE
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October 2012
I once dated a writer and
Writers are forgetful,
but they remember everything. They forget appointments and anniversaries, but remember what you wore, how you smelled, on your first date… They remember every story you’ve ever told them - like ever, but forget what you’ve just said. They don’t remember to water the plants or take out the trash, but they don’t forget how to make you laugh. Writers are...
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Being a person is getting too complicated
sodamnrelatable:
Time to be a cat.
via sodamnrelatable
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Evolution Of A Queen: I've been using this site... →
usaynappylikeitsabadthing:
queennubian:
berryhealthy:
jamierunningwild:
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brodiecry-buscus:
69otakus:
0650pm:
If your parents ever walk into your room. Open this link. Then pretend to type. Instant Essay!
let me…
Period →
theniwasashley:
robotsquid:
Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing the whole...
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